A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like the term dogshit, but doubled in severity.
"Twitter is such a dogshit-in-dogwater website."
to tryhard in a videogame or play extremely stylishly in order to rack up clips of your own gameplay
"that dude plays Ultrakill like such a clipfiend"
"every time he plays Captain Falcon in SSBM I can tell he's clipfiending"
As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
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Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."