Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ugmo

a krazy slut who tried 2 get wid sum 1 outa her leage at a movie marathon

god damn that ugmoz tryin 2 hook in!!

by poo April 22, 2003

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004

testicular mass

a measure of the size of ones charactor

"Man, you aint got the testicular mass"

by poo June 06, 2003

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022

coca cola

the best drink of all time!!!

PEPSI SUCKS!!!!!

dude coca cola is way better than pepsi!!

by poo June 17, 2006

Ass Shaver

To Shave your ass

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!

by poo June 18, 2004

vindaloo

the fucked up word in "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" by the Ramones

eating chicken, vindaloo

by poo June 17, 2006