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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

You guys can't have Pete and Max and Jake, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.

Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.

by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

iwax

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with iwax.

by ponytrekker June 21, 2007

boosit

Urban for "bullshit" but with a connotation of absurdity. Said quickly with the article "Das" before it. Used to reject a proposition so preposterous no one could reasonably believe it.

"I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to have a threesome with my girlfriend Jill but he rejected the idea."

"Das boosit."

by ponytrekker April 13, 2010

grammar Timmy

Someone who picks on people unnecessarily for errors in form or spelling rather than substance, often in areas where informality is normal.

The amount of changes are staggering.

You mean the number of changes.

Don't be such a grammar timmy.

by ponytrekker August 12, 2008

Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.

Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit

by ponytrekker August 21, 2008

icrust

Crust on ipod headphones from the listener's earwax. Also iwax.

Eeew no way I am letting you listen to my ipod -- last time you gave my headphones back with icrust.

by ponytrekker June 21, 2007