Country Dictionary

Amazing incredible man.
Term of endearment for this man that I love.

I love you my little Boo Boo.

The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.

Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.

Damn rat woman.

1. a phrase often said by children needing to use the bathroom. 2. a phrase used by idiot adults needing to use the bathroom.

Child "I need to pee pee!!" how cute
Adult "I need to pee pee!!" how stupid

1. a weapon used along time ago by knights and other people who don't compinsate for there smallness. Aka the bastard sword.
2. another name for the penis.

1."I love to cut people up with my short sword."
2."You should not follow your short sword."

Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.

Look under Bevin.

A Very Intelligent and Obtimistis person.

Wow, that kid is like Ginter.

Chubby little delicious roll of shit that turns into lard when consumed.

Wow did you eat a ho ho because your legs look like two chunks of lard when you move.