A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective: A hip synonym for "cool". Noun: A person who is so cool that they attract the attention of everyone at parties.
Adj. Example 1: "This new album is so totally jiang." Example 2: "You met IntoBeyonder? That's so jiang!" Noun. Example 1: "Did you see his abbs? He's such a jiang." Example 2: "With all that swag, i'd even go as far as to call her a jiang."
An unhygienic human who stands in the shower and aims their ass skyward in a futile attempt at rinsing away the filth after shitting, instead of wiping like a normal person. Not to be confused with slow magt.
Example 1: "Ew, who would want to sleep with him?! He's a spagt! That ass is so nasty, i don't care how big it is!" Example 2: "Somebody oughta buy this spagt some toilet paper.. He's stinking up the whole house!"
A person whose butt starts bleeding when they wipe after excretion.
Person 1: "Dude why is there is blood all over your bathroom floor?" Person 2: "Oh don't worry about it my brother is just a slow magt"
A hideously ugly human who nobody wants to have sexual intercourse with.
"Ew no way, i would never talk to a pearlu like him."