Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cherokee face mask

When a female is fingering herself whilst on her menatural cycle, she takes her crimson fingers and marks her mate on his face with a tribal mask of the warrior. The male then exhorts the tribal yell, which commonly translates to "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!"

"Oh my God, Becky, I was hanging out with Mark we were, like, doing stuff, and he decided to just let on rip right in the middle of it! So I decided to give him a Cherokee face mask!"

by pseudonymph February 13, 2015

EI

Stands for "Eat it", Nelly uses it often in his songs. Means that you are about to receive oral sex.

From Nelly's song: "My boo gives me head up in the bath tub... EI, EI."

by Pseudonymph July 23, 2004

Bombasthole

A variation of "Bombastard"; a combination of: Bombastic: Grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing and Asshole: A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person. One who condescends and overuses grandiloquent, pompous speech or writing in an attempt to exert his/her intelligence over another's, particularly during a disagreement.

"I could give you the full context for how I happened across this quote, but proving you wrong would require me to dumb it down for you". You sir, are a bombasthole.

by pseudonymph August 09, 2012

Scratch Sludge

When you take whatever random ingredients/leftovers you have in your kitchen and mix them together into a meal or filling. Easy way to clean out your fridge and make food at the same time. Whenever I make it, I bake into enchiladas. Call em Alex's Leftover Enchiladas. Ooooold family recipe.

"I needed to clean out my fridge and was hungry af so I made some scratch sludge."

by pseudonymph May 30, 2018