Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

luxobarge

A large, expensive automobile, usually a sedan. Also Luxo-barge.

My old 1970 Ford LTD performed very well, and would now be considered a luxobarge.
That gangsta has a pimped-out luxobarge to carry his hoes and gym bag.

by psnack February 12, 2009

Hazardaround

An improperly designed roundabout which takes away driving surface from an intersection and makes driving, bicycling and walking more complicated, difficult, dangerous and slower.

There is another fender bender clogging the the hazardaround. The sociologineer traffic planner approved the expensive hazardaround project despite public protest and the board rejecting it.

by psnack February 02, 2009

quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

by psnack September 30, 2013

agronopoly

The monopolization of agriculture, to control the food production industry, leading to not sustainable and corporation-dependent farming.

Our agronopoly includes patenting of seed to control farmers and prevent them from reusing seeds. The agronopoly is suing governments who do not support GMO crops. The agronopoly litigated against the farmer who did not buy the GMO seeds.

by psnack May 21, 2009

Pockethound

Penis in the pants.

Chris- She wants a guy with a dog.
Paul- She will like your pockethound.

by psnack May 13, 2013

Svacina

Actually, it means afternoon snack! ...the the 4th of 5 meals in the Czech Rep.

Let's have a svacina after lunch!

by psnack September 03, 2007

Blumder

A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.

The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.

by psnack February 02, 2009