A fork of Rural Dictionary
An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning
“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”
when you’re kinda dying on the inside but it’s ok because your organs are holding you together. it’s like endometriosis, but on a spiritual level.
pronounced end-of-me-triosis
oh god i have endofmetriosis.
basically an art hoe but without the falafel kanken; art hoe with artistic talent; Picasso’s prostitute
Becky’s such an art whore. She’s a pretty decent painter, but she doesn’t wear Urban Outfiters.
One of those stupid, overpriced backpacks that all the dumb blond girls have; often seen in within the art hoe aesthetic; actually spelled “fjalraven kanken” but no one knows how to pronounce that
Have you seen Amy’s new falafel kanken?