Country Dictionary

to be in an uncomfortable situation with no obvious escape

"I slept with a random girl last night and shes still upstairs!" "Man, youre wangtied!!"

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

a jackoff or the act of jacking off

any man claims he does not tug the root is full of !@#$%*.

The absolute sexiest thing a woman can do.

Girl: -Belch.- Ralf: Marry me!

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

was a fake band the butthole surfers made up but the name speaks for it self .a cop who is a jackoff.

when officer Grimbly shot his own foot at the pratice range we knew he was jackofficer material.