A fork of Rural Dictionary
to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.
/me spankles newguy123
those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.
Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!
God figure of sleaze. Can be used as a replacement figurehead for any sleazy versions of holidays.
Dude, look what Sleazus dropped down my "chimney" from his big bag of "presents"!
an entry point to a room for those...of special intelligence, or of great altitude and velocity.
dude...the Retard just "dropped" in...through the ceiling!