Country Dictionary

paranoid...as in M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong's movie Signs, the kids put tinfoil hats on their heads to protect them from the aliens.

R - I think Attorney General Eric Holder and Oprah's boyfriend Stedman Graham are the same person.

M - OMG...R's gone tinfoil on us

Half-miserable, half-adorable; usually referring to how a pet looks, often a toy-breed dog, while dressed up in a cutesy outfit or costume

Aww, look at that little Chihuahua, his outfit is so cutesy, he looks misdorable.

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children

A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).

A profile for a homosexual, such as on a gay dating website.

Brofile:

GWM bottom seeking GBM for serious relationship. Must love chihuahuas, Madonna and Obama.

The feeling that you get when you hear that one of your friend's got the latest new hot gadget.

Bob: Hey I just got the ipod nano. It's super small and featuretastic

Ben: Oh man, I have major genus envy.

male on male oral sex

Larry Birkhead (Anna Nicole Smith Baby Daddy) giving Howard K Stern (Anna Nicole Smith lawyer/all around bitch) a blow job...viola the birkhead is born.

Barfing.

After Wednesday's early morning McMistake which caused reverse eating all day yesterday, my jeans are looser.