Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Snort swab

To get tested for COVID-19

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"

by red phillips October 02, 2020

CWYC

Call When You Can.

"Just got back to the house... CWYC."

by red phillips January 08, 2019

Masslighting

The art of gaslighting applied to crowds of gullible nincompoops of varying degrees predisposed to the delusion.

"President Trump, in a forte of masslighting, told his rally that he would be gracious if he lost the election."

by red phillips December 06, 2020

The Marvel Effect

What results from overblown wannabe Tony Starks like Elon Musk managing to convince people that our level of technology is far more advanced than it actually is, like the movie franchise always does. Originally from Adam Something's YouTube "Why a Mars Colony is a Dangerous and Stupid Idea".

Those enthralled by the idea of a one-way trip to some Mars Colony in the near future are just deluding themselves with The Marvel Effect.

by red phillips December 24, 2022

Covfeve-19

Coronavirus, so named in recognition of its greatest ally in the fight so far.

We all remember 2020, the year the Covfeve-19 virus plagued the whole world.

by red phillips March 24, 2020

AWTEW

All's Well That Ends Well.

We all got canned but the bosses got indicted... AWTEW!

by red phillips November 20, 2022

Jack

A twenty-dollar bill, short for Andrew Jackson, the portrait thereon.

Hey, flip me a Jack. I need gas for the trip.

by red phillips October 26, 2022