A fork of Rural Dictionary
Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
Waking up continous through the night and having sex. From the realization that your laying next to a prize attractive woman. A state of euphoria derived from the knowledge of tricking a woman into bed who is of much higher class.
Man, she's so fine I was in bone heavan for 3 weeks.
slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.
i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.
A woman or man who would purchase things for themselves at the expense of thier childrens needs.
She has a closet full of dresses because she feeds her kids pb and j every day. Stupid shop whore, someone should yank her kids out of there.
A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks
When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.