A fork of Rural Dictionary
An erection in public. Abbreviated to Big Tilch.
Uh oh. Big Trouble in Little China...
The regular and recurring fart that goes off each day shortly after the morning alarm.
For comic effect, can be prefaced with the phrase "Hmm, I wonder what's in The Daily Bugle today.."
A type of quite explosive fart that, instead of being released slowly, is forced out in one quick and almighty grunt. A real pet-scarer.
That was a serious Blum Trummer. It woke up the dog.
Pre-masturbation chant.
'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.