Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dirka

A person of east-indian ethnicity, who enjoys pretending to be black, while actually suffering from extreme cowardice, lacking in fighting skills, and who must have an advantage to stand a chance in a fight (ie. knife). Also, someone who must have at least a 5 to 1 ratio in favor of themselves before commencing a fight, and who enjoys living with at least 15 people in the same, average sized house.

I got jumped by a dozen dirkas last night. It was close but i still won the fight.

by robin birdman mahony November 24, 2006

cockasswangfuck

Someone who royally fucks you over. The ultimate insult to those who just can't help but fuck people over and piss people off. A cockasswangfuck is the opposite of rockpile.

that cockasswangfuck is gonna get stomped!

by robin birdman mahony November 23, 2006