A fork of Rural Dictionary
A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap: Checking his phone: Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ". ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
Dunkin Trap; The wonderful smell on the rim of your drive through coffee from Dunkin; originating from a drive through attendant's entrepreneurial vagina after she glazed the rim of the cup with her unforgettable aroma, in an attempt to generate gratuity and continued business. S@%&$*!k's Baristas are too stressed out with disabling tuition debt to even think outside the box, let alone get the order correct.
Dude; " Not sure if it's my imagination or what, but the new fox at the drive through always gets my order right and I swear to God, it smells like pussy". " I 've been giving her a Lincoln for a small dark roast". Me; " It's a Dunkin trap bro ". " You think that smell is an accident?" " PFFFFFF" . " 5 bucks for a fucking coffee?". " You crazy?".
Individuals involved in the employment of their subcutaneous tissue as a result of a contract, whether or not written or verbal, between consultant and client which has offer, consideration and acceptance.
Chadwik;"Lovie, look at the new subcutaneous tissue consultants"." Quite". "Charming, I'm sure Chaddy". "Chaarrrming".
Brilliantologist, noun, an individual, most often well read, who is so intelligent their head is full. Typically verbose, never wrong and has realized, at a young age, there isn't anything another human being can bring to a conversation which warrants listening to. Also inherent is their lack of listening skills and inability to NOT interrupt. They enjoy being the life of the keg party and can't stand the guy who brought an acoustic guitar and does a decent job covering Bob Seager's Turn The Page
Dude, that idiot must be the President of the Brilliantologist Society, he never shuts the fuck up. You're telling me? He reads so much his barn fell in, what was once a lawn is now tundra and the last time he cleaned his house was never.
druk boi; drug dealer fuck boi who trades product for sexual acts
Melanie's druk boi gets annoyed when she posts up on escort alligator. That's just wrong dude.
Similar to thee 3 pump chump, the 3 dunk punk is elated with the encounter, unlike the chump, whom harbors negative emotions about the encounter.
Tracy; " How come all the popular boys in this school are 3 dunk punks? " Kim; " I know. All the geeks are 3 pump chumps, but at least they get embarrassed. "