Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gum drops

perverted midgets trying to get sumthing from 3 year old children that go to the zoo with there mommys and daddys trying to have a good time. Well let me tell u sumthing it was the midgets that in the end had the good time. "Once they come to my neverland house they aint never wanna come back, i meen go back.

look at those midget gum drops with the catch of the day.

by sam September 26, 2004

prepone

A backformation created from the word "postpone," created by replacing "post" with "pre" to convey a nebulous sense of what the user has in mind with respect to sequential or temporal placement of something. A non-word with a limited currency in technically oriented circles, has yet to gain widespread or consistent use in authoritative dictionaries considered to uphold legitimate standards of usage by linguistically or verbally sophisticated language users, who think it rebarbative. Some nonauthorities subscribe to the school of thought that the word is formed from the eating of corn pone, biscuit-like food commonly eaten at breakfast by industrious tillers of the soil in rural regions of the U.S., who couldn't always wait for the corn pone to finish baking before eating it, necessitating their eating of "prepone" for breakfast. With migration trends tending to flow from countryside to city, prepone came to be adopted for more loose or general use to refer to things that occur before originally planned.

1. "Discussion of having writing training for our engineers so the clarity and style of their writing will equal their elevated intelligence and contribution to our company, has been preponed from next week's agenda to this week." 2. "Doggone it Ma, I gots to mosey on down to the field - jes fetch me some prepone an' I'll be gittin' on."

by sam September 12, 2003

Bush

A weapon of mass destruction

Whether he will be remembered as a good president or a liar, Bush is a WMD.

by Sam April 09, 2005

Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room

by Sam March 22, 2005

comms girls

For Christ's sake, can no one adding to this definition type like a normal person?

You all can't even spell "are."

by Sam July 10, 2004

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 28, 2003

ps3

The new console from Sony. Looks hideous with a controller that has caused more commotion than at the Xbox's unveiling. You could attached string to the Baterang like controller and swing around gothem city on it.

"I have a PS3"
"I am Batman. Let's play together."

by sam May 25, 2005