Country Dictionary

Scissor

A line between two stagagmites defining the shortest distance between them.

The average scissor length in those caves is 3.8524m

Picture

The last half of a half-eaten Pastami sandwitch made from ingrediants not less than 67 days after their respective expiration dates.

Ah, dat bitch is nasty! The turkey baster just ate a picture! Sick fuck! I'm gonna puke.

Blanket

A jive term used to describe segregation in uber black communities.

Man, that turkey baster could dig grease while chomping on buns and dragging through the garden, but couldn't eat a picture because of the blanket authorities. Golly

bottle

A space between too cars that is for fighting.

Lets go to the bottle and settle this!