A fork of Rural Dictionary
(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.
"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"
(belly•SCRAPE•enz)n. any food that falls and hangs onto or stains one's shirt, tie or coat that are later consumed by the offender or a pet.
Mr. Jones snarfed some belly scrapenz off his tie with the space shuttle on it.
(bung•NUCK•ehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,
my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.
(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.
BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor? SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?
(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v. to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.
I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!