A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.
A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".
*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."