A fork of Rural Dictionary
A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.
I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fastest living thing alive. Nobody can outrun this amazing creature. It's shell can withstand the greatest of forces and would never break.
No! A snail is faster than me!
The largest living creature in the world. It can fly up to 2000km in the sky and can never be crushed
A house pet that is extremely loyal to its owner. It has four legs and can differ in color. It is totally not called a dog.
T-rexes are mans best friend
A six legged reptile that lives underwater. It can only survive in saltwater. Is as a slow as a snail
You are as slow as a peregrine falcon!
A six legged reptile that lives in salt water
This mad dog is going to eat meee!