Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

proctsicle

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

by sexpissdull December 02, 2010

trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper

The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.

by sexpissdull February 02, 2025

smellvinator

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

by sexpissdull December 02, 2010

woogershnoozariantologist

Someone with a PhD in everything.

That chick is really smart. Of course she is; she's a woogershnoozariantologist. She's got a PhD in everything.

by sexpissdull April 13, 2021