A fork of Rural Dictionary
an abbreviation for Canadian Club, which is canadian whiskey
to be homeless and seen riding or walking your bike
hey look over there, its a bicycle bob picking up cans
when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that turd out. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at the end of the push you have your loaf. hense the name hephaloaf.
Dude, "man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with."
psychologist, "i hate when i get those."
smoking a doobie in between classes
hey bud lets hit up a doobie snack
to get your asshole cummed and pissed on with a little bit of poo mixed in; looks like old bacon grease left in the frying pan
see that chick, i bacon greased her