Country Dictionary

when your pubic hairs get tangled up in a knot.

yesterday my pubes got in a bolobo.

The name of the girl that would exist if you combined the names Sherry , tiara , and Melanie.

Shetialanie would look pretty funny if she wuz real.

when a hobo steals your pillow

last night i experienced pillobo.

when you get down with osama's mama.

last night i found a guy osamotoing .

a cheerio eating bitch

i met a bitchio at breakfast this morning.

A disease where your toe goes wild.

I got infected with jungatoe when a jungle bungalow bit my foot.

A sylicone dick.

My real penis got eaten by a bungalow so i got a syladick.