Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 26, 2003

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 12, 2003

reefer

weed

"Dude pass arouynd the reefer you bogart. joo noob. Lets eat food"

anyone that says joo noob has never fuckin toked

by shoeless joe August 06, 2003

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

Gangsta

1 someone from a gang
2 theyll fuck you up fast
3 slang for weed

1 what up gangsta
2 "gangstas suck. leet." blam blam "fuck"
3 no nerd no this site would know that shit tho

by shoeless joe June 09, 2003

du hast

you have

haast or hasst is hate.
in a rammstein song, many dumbasses think it's you hate which means they obviously dont know shit

du hast!

by shoeless joe September 02, 2003

web site

a place where people go

son fuck you

by shoeless joe July 15, 2003