Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

raptors claw

Either when someone is jacking you off or fingering you with long nail and they scratch you

I think Sara intentionally raptors clawed me last night still hurts

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Blood pudding

When you fuck a women on her period and dip in her vagina and her ass making a sloppy bloody pudding mixing the blood and poo from her ass.

Last night I made some of the best blood pudding with my girl friend.

by shovel breaker May 26, 2022

Queer baited

When a guy drops subtle hints that that he’s into you and then when you work up enough courage to ask him he turns out to be straight and all the effort you put in going down the drain all those built up feelings and no where to put them

My coworker John queer baited me at work by acting way to friendly and flirting with me

by shovel breaker January 13, 2022

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Anal Death Star

A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart "That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl

That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying

by shovel breaker October 26, 2017

Coldlove

One sided love or affection to one

I got that coldlove going on with my relationship we probably going to break up

by shovel breaker January 13, 2022