A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink
Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.
(n) A wad of jizz in a glass of water, soda or alcohol or juice or other drinks intended to fool the drinker into consuming it
Check it out! Kyle is about to drink my jizz bomb.
A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.
Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.