Country Dictionary

hot lunch

the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch

desklifter

An atractive lady teacher, who on bending over to pick up some chalk, can cause thirty desks to lift simutainiously.

My biology teacher. Corrrr!

barney gumble

A smelly mess on the sole of the blogosphere's shoe

"Wipe your feet! Don't track that barney gumble in the house."