Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

quiet achiever

a fart that does not make a sound but achieves its purpose, that of leaving its mark on its surroundings in more ways than one

douglas hondo: can you smell that? heath streak: ahh what do you mean? (looking away gingerly) douglas hondo: it smells like a gas leak heath streak: sorry, had chilli con carne for dinner douglas hondo: they call you the typical relentless quiet achiever

by sir duffington strikes again December 07, 2009