A fork of Rural Dictionary
Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.
I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!
Male masturbation technique. Kneeling on floor, whilst masturbating, reach around the buttocks, and with the free hand insert the middle finger up past the anus. The position of the two arms mimicks a dancing clasp. The Captain is yer cock!
"Everybody was dancing with the Captain" - famous disco tune from Paul what's-his-face nack in the late 70s!!!
Term applied to irritating young female (or group thereof)on bus/in bar/at work, who is constantly gibbering and giggling in a high-pitched voice.
British, pan-regional, although rare.
That squeaker over there is doing my head in!
Male who hangs around female toilets in an attempt to smell vaginal odour or ordure, depending on the kink. On spying a woman leaving a convenience, the Bogfly will walk briskly past her, and inhale deeply any smells she is drawing in her wake.
Have you heard? The Ops room Boss is a Bogfly!
Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.
So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!
OR
I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.
Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.
This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!