A fork of Rural Dictionary
a wise ass, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the butt of the joke. Wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.
youz a f'in wisenheimer and you're gonna end up wit yer dick in yer mouth.
commercialized phrase used by a person or business that is trying to get over on as many people as possible.
He sez he's "for the people" so he can get as many of them as possible into his stable.
horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.
Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.
to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.
The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.
A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.
Dude's got himself a mcmuff. Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.
not getting off in way too long...at least three days. A medical term used to convince a female to assist a male in ejaculating before his testicles get so engorged with fluid that they'll bust. Also sometimes used to describe the act of ejaculating.
Man, I'm gonna bust-a-nut if I don't get this taken care of soon.