A fork of Rural Dictionary
a superheros uncanny ability to completely ignore most bullets fired at him.
Superman has some serious bullet ignorance.
When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE. Like a house-bump but for work.
(via text) you: work-bump buddy: aw! love you too bro.
A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.
foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band" some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?" foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"