A fork of Rural Dictionary
an awesome girl that will go along with most things but will KICK YOUR ASS if you mess with her or the people she loves. brown-eyed, accidental beauty. loves chocolate TOO MUCH. spaz and somehow a constant nervous wreck although you would never guess because she responds to fear by tearing it to shreds. (most things end up afraid of her instead)
guy 1: oh my god are you threatening me? you couldn't hurt me if i LET you with THOSE tiny arms. Heather: leave my friend alone and we won't have to find out guy 1: make me *SILENCE THAT LASTS ABOUT 2 MINUTES* Heather: happy now? guy 1: makes no sound because he is hog tied with his shoe in his mouth