Country Dictionary

To communicate with facial expressions

The boy comfayces with his teacher by smiling or frowning.

To smoke or drink in excess, causing a state of euphoria

I saw a guy drinking Hennessy after the Alabama victory. I'm sure he was boomawassed!

A Cougar's (older woman who prefers younger men) vagina.

My lips were as dry as a cuwj.

An idiot

Bro, you're such a shmuc!

The act of being moist.

She was getting philked all night long.

Another name for liquor store

The sell pub has really good deals on 24-packs this weekend.

a mobile prostitute

I paid $50 for that gropecab.