Country Dictionary

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Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Norse Invader

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.

Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Tiajuana Tightrope

1. (v) When a man gives his partner a pink sock then grips the intestinal tube with his cock still inside and pulls backwards and then has another person jump onto the extended coil.

As Paco gave Consuela a pink sock, he pulled it out and let his friend Pablo do a tiajuana tightrope.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006