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Azeez Al-Shaair

The dirtiest player of the current NFL era. due has a last name that looks like a middle eastern terrorist organization because he manages to take a player to the ER every other game.

Did you see Azeez Al-Shaair helmet to helmet Trevor Lawrence?

Yeah, that nigger should be publicly executed for that, he's been doing it for years

by spencer g 1232 December 04, 2024

Perc Rodgers

Another name for the Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Coming from the conspiracy that was proven true that he played a full NFL game on Percocet 30. He said something about managing pain but that was complete bullshit. 20-0 against the BEARS at half and this nigga turned into Perc Rodgers and won the fucking game.

DID YOU JUST SEE THE PERC RODGERS COMEBACK WIN????

by spencer g 1232 December 04, 2024

Aaron Rodgers 2024

Washed.
A decent defense with a solid wide receiver core including Devante Admas and Garrett Wilson. Along with future star Braelon Allen at running back and he still manages to make the jets look like a D2 college football program. Not to mention, he convinced the team to fire half of the coaching staff.

Hey son did you do the dishes?

Me: Aaron Rodgers 2024!

by spencer g 1232 December 04, 2024