A fork of Rural Dictionary
Customer Service Host with First Great Western
Claire always told people to remain calm and confident. When Paul lit up a fag, she was fumigating.
What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow
"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."
Derived from Virgin Media. Virgin Media internet is always on the blink thus people giving it this name.
"for fucks sake vagina shitia is dying again"
a Northern Class 155 converted from a bussy bussy literally a fake pacer and they're so bumpy and ghetto
"For fuck's sake, now I have to go home on a bogbox! Fuck you Northern"