Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund September 22, 2007

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund October 19, 2007

piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008

beastro

A place where unattractive people go to drink.

"Look at these animals at the bar. This place is a freakin' beastro."

by steve freund April 28, 2008