Country Dictionary

velvet tardis

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

wab

a female breast. UK definition which is more jovial than 'boobs', but less juvenile than 'titties'.

phwoar, look at the wabs on that!

wabtastic!

vinegar stroke

the act of one's silky tip on another's cheek...sleeping or not

dude, i cant believe you just gave me a vinegar stroke

tittybong

a place in Australia but also the act of the female appendage leaping from it's cotton, underwired prison.
Can be used as an expression of pleasure...or to fill a gap in conversation.

i want to go to tittybong

look at that titty bong!

tittybong ahhh

libalau

Originally the language of Taz the Tasmanian Devil but then transcribed to facilitate the presentation of South Park's 'Timmy' as a retard.

libalau, libalah Timmah!