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a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

listen up! show your fucking tits!!

the term used when lolz just won't do

d00d i saw the funniest episode of Friends today!1onewon hyaz!

something that simultaneously blows your mind and makes you lol

chode: i just fir three fingers in my ass! dode: thats ridiculolz!

a maneuver in which you fake throwing out your back to get out of butt sex

slut: why did you stop fucking me in the ass? me: my back hurts

crack smoked from someones ass

yo dog that was some trizzump buttcrack son!

named after its creator, a total lie told in story form and with no way to prove its validity or falseness; can also refer to an instance in which someone talks about something they have no clue about

dewd, i just had 27 shots and im not even buzzed!

you shout this at people who have no idea whats going on

listen up! don't check out my package faggot