Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cockhole

the cockhole is a reference to "the hole in someones face"....usually the mouth.....

shut your fucking cockhole before i slap the dick off your breath......

by tex WHITE October 25, 2019

neck marr

The green moldy fungus type substance in the role of a Mexican lady's neck, It usually reeks of anus smothered in refried beans and avocado topped with sour cream and cilantro with a hint rotten limes....

Sniff the gross neck marr on that fat greasy Mexican lady as you are nibbling on her neck during a sweaty eight hour make out session....

by tex WHITE November 20, 2022

Marr

Marr is the pasty substance that is found between the ball sack and the anus (the chode/taint) and is usually the result of poor bathing practices.....

The marr on that man's chode is greasy, disgusting and probably stinks I doubt he will be getting any action tonight...

by tex WHITE August 31, 2016

herpnarc

a herpnarc is a narcissist with herpes...the herpnarc is from the land of herpengobble where the head herpnarc is called valnarc named after valtrex (a well known medication for herpes) and a narc (a well known term referring to a narcissist)...

I valnarc (head herpnarc) heil from the land of herpengobble where we go to the local herp-n-squirt where they love to squat and squirt and do the herpsquirtin boogie...gobbling all the herpes possible all along the way...

by tex WHITE September 28, 2020

the cockhole is not for speaking

"The cockhole is not for speaking" Is a term used to describe the use of the hole in the face of usually but not limited to a female....it is in this case used for sucking a dick only and is never to be used for speaking...

Bitch the cockhole is not for speaking so shut it before I slap the shitty penis off your breath....

by tex WHITE November 28, 2019

rock climber

The male version of a bag chasing whore...the rock climber is always willing to do whatever it takes no matter how heinous or preposterous the request to obtain a bag of street drugs..doesn't matter how minut the bag is the rock climber will do whatever it takes..

Look at that rock climber go at that dick like no other to get that pebble of meth...

by tex WHITE August 25, 2017

crank yank

When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....

Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...

by tex WHITE October 18, 2018