Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E

An abbreviation for when you drive your car off a bridge while texting and driving.

R.I.P.M.Y.L.I.F.E... OOF

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

astro-not

A person who dreams of being an astronaut, but never becomes one :(

Oh little Timmy? He turned out to be an astro-not

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

KABOOGLEADOOGLE

A doggy delicacy

Bro, did you order the KABOOGLEADOOGLE

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019