A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that you refer to somebody as after they have stated an obvious fact; the captain of obvious. can be used in contexts as... 1. "Thank you captain obvious." 2. "Captain obvious strikes again!" 3. "thanks for the imput, captain obvious"
1-"Check out the sky" 2-"yea...it's blue" 1-"Thank you captain obvious"
the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.
1-"This is madness..." 2-"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" 2-*proceed to kick into huge and conveniently placed well*