Country Dictionary

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum' Tooler - 'Nice one beast.' (Sounds of buggery) The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap' Tooler - 'Thanks beast' The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler' Tooler - 'Ok'

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

rebutal

"I saw you cum out of that park washroom and I know what goes down there, gypsy homo," says friend one. "If anything goes down there it's your mom." silence "Oh yeah and your mom is a fag hag by the way."

a dick with hair more than twice the dick's length

DUDE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THAT NASTY frodo!

A phrase that someone uses to rephrase something they said before that wasn't comprehensible.

Phil: You're going to eat the floor! Tyler: What does that even mean? Phil: Put it this way, I'm going to beat you up.

noun or verb (both at the same time) the new 69. She gives you an HJ (hand job) while you finger bang 'er

I went to pet the cat to see if it was wet and into it then she grabbed my piece and it just erupted into a full on mutual

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

I tried to screw her, but her bilbo had too much hair, and I couldn't get thru