Country Dictionary

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

jibbly bits

referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.

Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.

spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.

Going to town,with 2 in the brown.