Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.

Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money. Mubbu: How can you tell? Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.

by the Little Kid June 02, 2006

slave pay

when your rate of pay is much lesser than that of a border-jumper.

Hemployee: Yo bitch, I need a raise. Gimme mo' money! Hemployer: I'm sorry, slave pay is all we can offer, unless you got here on the back of the pick-up truck with the rest of your co-workers.

by the Little Kid June 02, 2006

check the lights

Look at the boobies.

Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!

by the Little Kid June 01, 2006

pizza boy

The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.

Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!! Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.

by the Little Kid June 05, 2006

Urban Pictionary

A game like Charades, where instead of drawing pictures to define the word, you actually go out and experience the definition.

Urban Pictionary word: 187 on undercover cop. While the other team stood by with a sand timer, Glubber, Pokey, and the rest of the team ran out on the street to try to commit the word.

by the Little Kid June 01, 2006

Urban Missionary

A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.

I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style. She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger. She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!" Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.

by the Little Kid June 01, 2006

Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece. Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look. The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!! Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by the Little Kid June 01, 2006