A fork of Rural Dictionary
definitions unknown....scholors maintain that the true meaning of the merchant was lost at sea 2,000 years ago. A merchant, or merchantus smallus dickus, can usually be found smoking a cigar and eating sunchips down by the bay.
" the merchant enjoys eating young children while drinking guinness
A man so white and skinny that the only way to describe him is to say "that boy needs a cheesburger."
If your leg is the same size as your arm and your nickname is little brittle......you might need a cheesburger.