Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

gigantimous

gigantic + enormous, ie really big. another version of ginormous.

Dude, this spider is gigantimous!

by the cheshire kat August 08, 2008

Honkytown

A town or area populated noticeably and overwhelmingly by whites, or honkys.

A friend told me after visiting a college in Maine that everywhere you go it's Honkytown. He said -and this is coming from a white guy- that it freaked him out and was a factor in his descision not to attend that school. I'm white too and that sounds like Twilight Zone scary to me. Like, what, did they eat all the blacks/asians/latinos?

by the cheshire kat August 08, 2008

laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

FBL

"Full-Bodied Ladies," as used in Dethklok: Metalocalypse.

Skwisgaar is acquiring a new stable of FBLs.

by the Cheshire Kat January 10, 2008

surfing the red tide

Having your period/menstruating.

Sorry I've been so cranky these past few days; I'm surfing the red tide.

by the cheshire kat August 08, 2008

crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006

Dr. Morgan

Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.

Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Morgan!

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008