Country Dictionary

Daylight savings time

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off Mom: we had daylight savings time Jeremy: what does that mean? Mom : we time traveled

If you wear them in public your basically flexing

Carlos - look jimmy has AirPods he’s so rich Jeremy - I wish I had AirPods Carlos - let’s steal them strait out his ears

The food that calms all people and gets rid of stress for about 12 minutes and get fat

Bill: I have to much stress Jearold: want some pizza Bill: all stress gone

Bill: my copier doesn’t work John: why don’t you use the new morgz copier Bill: wow what does it copy John: it only copy’s mrbeast videos

Robert: hey jimmy give me your lunch money Jimmy: oh no please I need to eat today *liam Neeson shows up* Robert: never mind imma leave