A fork of Rural Dictionary
a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o
Bob: pass the salt
do do do do
ILLUMINATE
DAMMMMMMM GIRL THAT CHICKEN IS INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE WHOAAAAAAAA
being INTERESTED in a chicken is just plane wrong so don't just don't
bababadingdingbababadingding
*beat drops*
this is crazy frog
*everyone goes crazy*
me: eoicnoerino3rwnbfior4wbgfi45foenfq;wejfedhgiofnpwe
a crazy ex who wont leave you alone like mcxkjdwbackjsbckjebfek go away i do not like you
*doorbell rings*
*opens door*
ex is standing there with a teddy and old pictures of you and mascara streaming down her face.
*slams door*
god dammit she is a psycho
when you want to hide from someone in the bushes
friend:look its *enter disliked persons name here*
me:quick lets be shrubbery
*jumps in bushes*